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PostSubject: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:57 am

Ok, Im weird but I think pick up lines are really funny. Here are a few, they arent laugh out loud funny but they at least make me giggle!

You've been a bad boy, go to my room.
Your so hot you make the devil sweat.
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
I lost my number, can I have yours?
I'm new in town, can I get directions to your place?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I lost my teddy bear...Will you sleep with me?
Nice dress, I bet it would look better on my bed room floor in the morning
Are you a couple or do I see two single ladies that need drinks?
Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.


Yeah yeah I know they are pathetic but I think they are funny
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:27 pm

Razz yesh..
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:36 pm

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we joined on the same day :cyclops:

Please Anouki, this is out of topic and try to evict double posts. Please refer to the rules. Thank you for your cooperation. Do NOT reply to this message in any way, thank you.

sharpieblade wrote:
I lost my number, can I have yours?

Lol... This one is just soooo... That it worked once! LOL! Rolling Eyes

sharpieblade wrote:
Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.

I'm sure that many people will fall for this one... Suspicious

Oh oh oh! Here's one! Razz

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Shocked

Or or...

You make my software turn to hardware! Suspicious

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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:12 pm

Ok Ok this one is HORRIBLE

Nice shoes wanna fuck?
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:25 am

Suspicious
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:47 am

sharpieblade wrote:
Ok Ok this one is HORRIBLE

Nice shoes wanna fuck?


I think is totally lovely!! hhahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:51 am

iTaMenDoza, Would that last one work on you Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:14 pm

*guy looks at ticket of shirt of girl(you know,the irritating thing with the size and stuff)*
-girl: what are you doing?
-boy: just checking if you really are made in heaven
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:23 pm

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*guy looks at ticket of shirt of girl(you know,the irritating thing with the size and stuff)*
-girl: what are you doing?
-boy: just checking if you really are made in heaven

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~ Very Happy

I HEART THAT ONE!!! Maybe stupid... Maybe absurd but if a guy do this to me... I jump on him! Laughing

Kitten................... KIKI!!! COME HERE!!! DO THIS TO ME! Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:55 pm

*does it to waffles, and waits for him to jump him* o.o;
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:57 pm

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*does it to waffles, and waits for him to jump him* o.o;

Not only made in heaven but I'm in heaven now too... Embarassed

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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:42 pm

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TehKitten[untamed<3] wrote:
*does it to waffles, and waits for him to jump him* o.o;

Not only made in heaven but I'm in heaven now too... Embarassed


o.o;; *wonders why* ^_\\ anyway..*huggies*

and ooh o.o i know this one pick up lines that makes me laugh xDD

''if you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?'' xDDD
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:17 pm

well..ok..so a guy comes up to a girl and says:
"Fat Penguin"
the girl replies:
"Excuse me?"
"There...I broke the ice.."
It's sweet..I guess..
I dunno I'd burst out laughing if a guy came up to me and did it, cause then I'd say "BE MY PENGUIN!"
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:26 pm

OMG!!! I'm like listening to the song "Let Love Live"... And when she (The singer) said with a soft voice "Let love live..." I opened the pic... I shivered! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So weird! And I had to say it!

It's cute, really cute!

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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:15 am

sharpieblade wrote:

You've been a bad boy, go to my room.
Your so hot you make the devil sweat.
Omg xD Laughing
The only one that made me laugh..
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:59 pm

I love them all! there so good. My favrit would have to be the squirrel one.
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''if you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?''
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:12 am

sharpieblade wrote:
iTaMenDoza, Would that last one work on you Very Happy

yeah i think if a cute girl come n say "nice shoes, wanna fuck" i'll meltdown instead!
hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:28 pm

Jennafer wrote:
I love them all! there so good. My favrit would have to be the squirrel one.
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''if you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?''

xD my fav too..and ..e.e; yeah....o.o squirrels me me laugh for some reason o.o;;
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:09 am

A pickup line i've never used. *shifty eyes*

Guy: "LOOK OVER THERE!"
Girl: "Wha?" *looks*
Guy: *couple drops of GHB in her drink*

Hey pickup lines lead to sex... whether they like it or not.
yeah it's mean, but you know it's been done irl and yes, it's a horrible thing.
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:59 pm

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:12 am

I seem to have forgotten my number.. Can I have yours?
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:54 pm

Jennafer wrote:
I love them all! there so good. My favrit would have to be the squirrel one.
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''if you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?''

That's hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:09 pm

How can this one fail? ... "I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!" ... lol Razz
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:22 am

Please bear my children. D=
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:41 pm

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you canblow me up.
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
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