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icecold656
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:05 pm

wayoutgirl wrote:
icecold656 wrote:
were you the cover girl/guy for [insert a popular magazine name here]??


That one's not bad . . . hmmm

You might have to be carefull what magazine name you use though Razz



lol.... I do tend to be too uncareful.. Rolling Eyes haha...

when I go over-bored (LOL) i use this.. haha... the guys blush more than girls... and I find it funny of them Evil or Very Mad

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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:08 pm

here's another one...

hmm...

a guy was about to leave when he suddenly pulled the hand of the girl....
Sure the girl was pretty disturbed...

GIRL: what?!! who are you?!
BOY: *looks at her, then points at a sign--->> "DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VALUABLES UNATTENDED"

LOL... is this a pick-up line?? LOL!!!

aww Suspicious Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:28 pm

I was talking with a friend and he mentioned getting an external hard drive, so I suggested he get two 400GB internals and a few 400GB externals as well to have a computer with a full TB of space (basically, 1024GB or so). After that... well... read for yourself:
Quote:
him: haha, you should buy an external harddrive.
me: I would, but I need a job first
him: Like you can find 250Gig ones for like 120. Which isnt bad.
him: CVS, apply man
me: pfft, I'd get a 400gig
me: the bigger the better
me: haha, I could make some stupid nerd jokes then, "See this hard drive? It IS compensating for something Wink"
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:59 am

drop a sugar packet on the floor next to a girl,
"excuse me, you seem to have dropped your name tag"



is that not sweet or what
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:02 am

sharpieblade wrote:
Ok, Im weird but I think pick up lines are really funny. Here are a few, they arent laugh out loud funny but they at least make me giggle!

You've been a bad boy, go to my room.
Your so hot you make the devil sweat.
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
I lost my number, can I have yours?
I'm new in town, can I get directions to your place?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I lost my teddy bear...Will you sleep with me?
Nice dress, I bet it would look better on my bed room floor in the morning
Are you a couple or do I see two single ladies that need drinks?
Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.


Yeah yeah I know they are pathetic but I think they are funny


LMAO!! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:08 am

Ha Ha!!!


How about u can eat crackers in my bed anytime!!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Fri May 18, 2007 12:57 pm

mmm

Go get your coat.... You've scored !Razz:oops: Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: PICK UP LINES!   Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:57 am

The subway one, you know:



"You must be Subway,
cause youre sure givin' me a footlong."







Baha xD

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